A Story has to have a begining.

I bet you are wondering why Straight Jacket Super Hero? Well so am I. Actually my wife and a few friends have been suggesting I write a book with some of the things that has happen in my life. I considered it and realized something very important, thats way too much work for me.

So after a some carefully phrased words from my wife. I have decided to write a blog. My son and wife honestly think I am a super hero. Oddly it is not because I walk around in public in my underware. No really I don't do that. HONEST! Jeez if you guys are going to be like that I won't continue. Ok, so there is nothing I can not do according to my family. According to my brother, there is nothing I can do right, but I am the good son, so it doesn't matter what he says.

I have a habit of getting myself in situations that some people find very funny. Sometimes I live a life of adventure. Other times I live life like a thirty-something year old locked away in his lair. No I do not play World of Warcraft......anymore. At one time in my life I was a bouncer and a bodyguard, now I am married with a teenager and my body just bounces. Ok kinda jiggles. Fine I am overweight, but I am working on getting back in shape.

What do people write about on blogs? Well if you want to read that dribble feel free to go read their blogs. Also if you are expecting a well written blog, with no grammar issues, and no spelling errors. You may also want to move on to someone elses blog. Adult blog? Yes it is! I am an adult and I may post pictures that are not for young audiences. Ohhh yeah and my wife says I have a potty mouth and can't be trusted to keep it clean.

I guess this is as good of a begining as one can expect. I look forward to rambling on about life and it's wonderful surprises.